A man came home a little the worse for wear this evening, and found he had misplaced his keys. The logical solution was to ring the police to help him break into his house. They obliged, despite it being a rather busy Friday night.

Some time later he realises that he has a broken window, which will need to be fixed. The logical solution was to ring the police and report a burglary. When questioned as to whether he was indeed the same person that they just helped to break into his own house, he fully admits this but, you see, he needs a crime number so the housing association will come and fix his window.

I honour this man with the title World’s Worst Insurance Fraud.

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